Zeus Ironic Greek God Quote T-Shirt- They Never Drank, They Went Extinct- Funny Alcohol Joke

Straight from Mount Olympus with a modern twist — meet Zeus like you’ve never seen him before: inked, jacked, and holding a cold one!
Featuring the hilarious and ironic quote: “Greek gods never drank alcohol... they went extinct. Don’t make the same mistake.”
This epic parody design is perfect for mythology lovers, sarcastic humor fans, and anyone who worships cool graphics.
Whether on a t-shirt or a coffee mug, let this divine joke bless your day — cheers from the Ubiverse! ⚡🍺

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape and adds flexibility.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching.
- Crafted from lightweight, durable 100% ring-spun cotton for year-round comfort.
- Ethically produced, certified for safety and quality assurance.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean